Falling head over heels,
thought i knew how it feels,
but with you
its like the first day
of my life.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007
11:46 am ♥ potty potty


went out with ah pao yesterday night for dinner and she told me this freaky umm, encounter.

2 of her guy friends went changi one day for i-dunno-what and its rather late, like after midnight already.
so they were talking and walking. then while walking halfway.. they looked around, turned and saw.
this lady in long hair covering her face. and white top (like, a long tunic you know) hugging her legs.
(the kind that you know when your chin and touch your knee and your hands hugging your legs)
"walking" (okay, moving) in that position.


*freezes*


WA LAU EH.
the hair at the back of my neck like alllll stood up la can! then i tried so hard to forget it until.
this ah pao told me "she's following you" before we parted.
i almost screamed OKAY. goodness i just froze there la and grabbed laipao to wait with me.
for my mum. to come and meet me and go home together LOL.
and i had to walk across this dark dark, dark carpark thingy to get home and i kept thinking that "it's" following me so i dashed dashed dashed across until the mama shop that my mum was supposed to meet me lar.
i must have looked like a mega idiot right. GOODNESS. haha.
then while walking up the stairs i suddenly thought of this thingy laipao used to scare me.


"next time you ask your mum to meet you at night to go home together the 'mum' will turn and ask 'do you think.. i look like your mum?' hahaha"


i was like.
shit. what if this person beside me isnt my mum ah! GOODNESS!!
so i asked..


"eh ma.. you.. are my mum right?"
and guess what my mum replied?
"... do i look like i am?"


wa lau zzzzzzzzz. (pardon me for the walau-ness)
then i stopped at the stairs looking at her walking up up up.
then she turned to look at me and said




"LAME".
can i die or something? i hate hate hate it when people scare me like that okay!
then she added this hysterical laughter thing that i was also scared of, but not so much after seeing the face. :P
HAHAHA.

i got abit bored after i got home.
stared into the mirror.
and i thought my fringe was quite gross cos i had the same fringe for like, 4 years already.
so i grabbed a pair of scissors and snipped some off.
i thought it looked nice and cute YESTERDAY.
so now what?

I HAVE UGLY POTTY HEAD.
POTTY HEAD.
POTTY HEAD.
POTTY HEAD.
POTTY HEAD.
POTTY HEAD.
POTTY HEAD.
POTTY HEAD.
POTTY HEAD.
POTTY HEAD.
POTTY HEAD.

my potty hair sucks.
for goodness sake i think i look like im severly mentally retarded now.
i think my IQ decreased by 50 after i cut my hair la goodness.
i havent had potty fringe in 9 years since primary err.. two.
can i cry or something?
my mum was like saying if she sprinkled seeds into my hair flowers could grow.
cos my head looked like a pot.

DAMN POT.
now i have five ways out.
ok, my hair's A-LINE with POTTY FRINGE. (i created this word :D so i means straight clumpy fringe)

one.
cut it shorter, hoping that it would be back in fashion. a-line short potty? oh-so-chic! WHATEVER.
two.
bear with the pot-ass and wait for it to grow or get used to it.
three.
sweep it to the right like what my fringe used to be so no one will notice the ugly difference.
four.
extend the bloody hair and re-cut it to PERFECTION!
five.
wear a fringe-wig. (as if my hair is long enough to clip on the wig)

oh there's a six!
six.
SHUT UP AND END THE POST.

ok i think i'll take six.
ha! bye. :(




[edit at 3.19pm]

i finally found a pic similar to what my hair looks like now, so here you go.
this cut, damn pot fringe, a-line sides with this colour.
(this, if youre lazy to click on the link).
here, for the original pic of the lady above. :P
now what? isit nice? i think i look dumb. @_@
:(